All of these have a 2010 and Australian theme.  Some are in quite bad taste......others just witty.
Enjoy.......
If not Australian, think about the context.  Many are very clever.  From a collection of about 50, courtesy of a column in the Australian Financial Review.
Sleigh intercepted off Christmas Island
Buy Hambag
Six white bloomers drying in the blazing sun
Who’s Santa’s Favorite?  Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer!!
Rudolph the green-nosed reindeer- proudly powered by polar panels
Oh yuk!!  Dad’s got a bum cracker!
Wreck the malls with shopping trolleys...ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Police to Granny with a bottle of sherry:  come with us, you’re a well known trifle-maker!
   
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