Monday, 27 December 2010

Christmas Headlines, Puns and Bad Jokes - in Bad Taste

All of these have a 2010 and Australian theme. Some are in quite bad taste......others just witty.

Enjoy.......

If not Australian, think about the context. Many are very clever. From a collection of about 50, courtesy of a column in the Australian Financial Review.


Sleigh intercepted off Christmas Island

Buy Hambag

Six white bloomers drying in the blazing sun

Who’s Santa’s Favorite? Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer!!

Rudolph the green-nosed reindeer- proudly powered by polar panels

Oh yuk!! Dad’s got a bum cracker!

Wreck the malls with shopping trolleys...ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Police to Granny with a bottle of sherry: come with us, you’re a well known trifle-maker!

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